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love log

In Lamen's terms, it's a penis. You know, a sausage, a guy's number one weapon?
We shacked last night. His love log is HUGE!
by Mae Stripeland May 10, 2004
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Love log

The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse
The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log
by Ralph loran October 18, 2021
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Scandinavian Lovelog

During foreplay, lay with your legs crisscrossed with your girl's and drop a dump on her cooter. Flip the bitch around and start nailing her. After you bust, punch her in the back of the neck.
I put on James Blunt, lit a candle and hit Snyder with the Scandinavian Lovelog.
by PMa$e June 20, 2006
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