1. A new chicken and bbq sauce burger from KFC
2. When you put your fist up your chicks arse, pull your hand out and then lick the poo poo off of your fingers...
2. When you put your fist up your chicks arse, pull your hand out and then lick the poo poo off of your fingers...
Man 1: Sup dude, have you tried the new KFC dirty louisianna?
Man 2: No, but I gave your mum a dirty louisianna last night, it was finger licking good.
Man 2: No, but I gave your mum a dirty louisianna last night, it was finger licking good.
by Greeggfreesh July 26, 2017
Is the act of shitting in the mouth of a catfish then putting it in a womans vagina and forcing it in tail first and fucking the mouth of the fish while putting your fingers in her ass.
Chelsea: Hey, we should do the Louisianna Fish Hooker while we're visiting your family.
Dan: Yea! Definitley! I'll go find a catfish!
Dans Dad: You mind if I help?
Dan: Yea! Definitley! I'll go find a catfish!
Dans Dad: You mind if I help?
by Bahbahblackbitch May 5, 2009
when a guy masturbates onto a toilet seat in the down position, then knocks out a girl and rubs her vagina on the toilet seat, immediately impregnating her. afterwards, he takes a shit in her bed, though this part is optional if the man is not ready for the shit to be removed at the time parts 1 and 2 are completed.
by Nipplecardboard February 2, 2008
This first originated in backwoods Louisianna where a young confused Micheal Lincher, after being profusely beaten by his mother, then proceeded to brown sock his mother. First perform a bowel movement into a long tube sock.(soccer socks are also good)Then run at your victim twirling the sock in a circular, battle ready motion. Let loose on the persons face with a deafening blow. For a more "explosive" impact, use panty hose.
by Tyler Martin October 4, 2003
The act of giving your partner anal, allowing yourself to go un-bathed for two days, then offering up your ripe member to the same or new partner for oral intercourse.
Guy #1 - I ass-banged this chick on Friday Night, went without a shower until after she gave me a blowjob Sunday afternoon!
Guy #2 - Dude!! You totally Louisianna Corn Dogged that dirty slut!
Guy #2 - Dude!! You totally Louisianna Corn Dogged that dirty slut!
by LCS April 28, 2008
when your black ass can't sell enough crack to feed yo nappy ass kidsall 12of themyou put your ol'lady out there corndoggin'for sum cash.while you sit there and smoke a blunt.
louisianna corn dog is good eating.when she gets done hoing and she lets the kids have cream pie for desert.
by slaveowner April 29, 2008
When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.
I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.
by GrimyGripster March 22, 2018