lotion cake Share definition Flag a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul " hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?" "notta day all out." "fuck you" "bye" lotion cake by alyssa n jaylene March 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the lotion cake mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch