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Lord of the Dance 

Sauron, who thought that he might for shoot for something a bit more reasonable than a ring which controlled the universe. He's actually better than you might expect for someone with his slight build.
Gandolf said to his hobbit companion,"Remember, Frodo, the ring wants to find it's owner. The Lord of the Dance does not need a ring, but a rhythm, and has since before Wizards came to this land."
Frodo was by now sleeping in Gandolf's lap, I'm afraid, and dreaming of the perverted little stunts he could do when he got back to the Shire. He could give two tiny dukes what Sauron was doing.
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oh, Lord of the dance! 

Instead of saying "oh, LORD!" -- "oh, Jesus!" --"oh, God!"--"Really, u think that!?"

Not used as : "JESUS CHRIST!" or "OH MY GOD!" this is usually when you're in shock. This term is more like someone is saying something really annoying or not too bright.

This also helps so you do not use his name in vain.

*rolling eyes usually goes along with the saying*
Julio: "I think Twilight the movie is sooooo cool!"

Christina: *rolls eyes* "Oh, Lord of the dance!" and most of the time "really!???" follows.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026