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A vagina with a very loose and wrinkled labia majora.
Amanda showed Mark her loonis under the lunch table.
loonis by picklejooce May 9, 2006
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billy loomis 

one of the two killers in scream (1996)
he's the insane one that's also really hot
played by skeet ulrich
Sidney: You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!

billy loomis: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
billy loomis by kazoogod February 13, 2018
Related Words

Kile Loomis 

a stack of kale
Creator of this word: All I want to do is associate Kile Loomis with kale.
Kile Loomis by A Crate of Kids November 28, 2018

Loonisphere 

The nutty end of the right-wing blogosphere.
Gateway Pundit is one of the leading lights of the Loonisphere.
Loonisphere by cindychesterton July 11, 2009

Loonibus 

Adjective; derived from Urdu, meaning homosexual or generally effete in character or appearence.

Note: Calling an Urdu-speaker a 'Loonibus' to his face may earn you a severe beating or worse; not recommended.
That guy is Loonibus' OR 'That guy is such a Loonibus
gay homosexual bent weird bender
Loonibus by Cedric Diggery December 26, 2010
Leonise is an amazing person who wears her heart on her sleeve. She’s caring and loving and believes in being kind and respectful to every person you meet.

Leonise loves deep conversations as a matter of fact she prefers them over the shallow bullshit everyone like talking about.

She’s loves music, reading and can make a shit ton of noise when she goes batshit crazy. Don’t mess with those closet to her she’ll end you.
You need a Leonise in your life.
Leonise by it’s chocolate October 3, 2017

Loons Game 

Loons Game- When someone close to you reveals a secret you didn't want them too but the friend doesn't realise what he's/she's done. It can also be used to describe the loss of a girlfriend or anything like that really.
"Oh wow John, you're really going to pull a loons game on me?"
Loons Game by UncleDonny June 27, 2018
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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