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Long Tongue 

W. T.: Momma did you know that Butterfly's have Long tongues?
Mom: Why is that son?
W.T: So they can get the sweet stuff out of the flowers.
Mom: Wow, that's pretty good for a 5 year old. Your such a good kid.
W.T: I know mommy you said to be a good boy, so I am and my teacher taught me that.
Mom: So why do the butterfly's like the whats in flowers so much.
W.T.: because momma, it's from flowers and they can't eat regular food like us. Were bigger.
Mom: How does a butterfly become a butterfly?
W.T: They eat the flower then hide in a shell and grow wings to fly.
Mom: Why do they do that?
W.T.: Photnethsasys
Mom: You means photosynthisis
W.T: No, I'm right photnethsays I'm a smart boy and I know mommy. They have to hug there shell and get lots or rest to change from being just a capatiller.
Mom: O-Kay son, don't you mean catapiller?
W.T.: nope, I said capatiller. They love sweet things mommy. I like flowers, can I eat some too? Will I grow wings?
Mom: Son, you already have some. You just don't see them yet.
W.T.: Will I fly too? I want Long Tongue too
Mom: you can do what ever you love to do if you work hard enough.
W.T: I want to make people not be mean any more and push me. They call me names. I don't like it mommy.
Mom: Know one does son.
W.T.: tell them to stop being bad mommy.
Mom: I'm trying son, really trying.

The point is even though some people have different ideas and a different language, or way to say things, we all understand how life is created and all live together and if people cannot get past their own ideas to believe in others ideas to be a type of "know it all" the better ideas may just not get threw to the world.
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long-tongued lout 

General term for someone you hate with a passion. Overlap: bastard, skank, dickhead, faggot, etc.
Eat shit, you fuckin' long-tongued lout!

You Have A Long Toungue 

Saying things that you never intend on doing.
On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026