Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

shuff-a-long 

The teenagers in a high school hallway who always happen to be walking right in front of you...VERY SLOWLY. Typically when you are on your way to a major class.
Greg: Sorry, Miss Piontek! I would've made it to English class faster if I wasn't stuck behind a herd of shuff-a-longs.
shuff-a-long by Sapphy May 4, 2009

Nick longstaffe 

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…
Nick longstaffe by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023

Matt Longstaff 

Matthew Phillip Longstaff is a well known gay fashion icon on the Isle of Man. He has designed many ranges that have been a success on the island itself and in mainland Britain. He is a party animal, and it is common knowledge that he has many active homoseuxal partners
Wow, did you see Matt Longstaffs new range? Its awesome!
Matt Longstaff by Ssoulle July 18, 2009

Longstaff 

Has a monster cock which he inflicts on numerous females in one sitting.
This guy is going to do a Longstaff on these girls.
Longstaff by Bradley Longstaff August 7, 2022

longstaffe 

The king of all genitals, big penis, monster, long, thick. Great porn name, cock,
He has a longstaffe, his longstaffe is a monster, longstaffe comes from royality!
longstaffe by kingkodiak August 30, 2010

longstaff 

A person who has a good tast in women has good hair and is halarious but has a small penis
that person is a longstaff for sure.
longstaff by Jose’s November 28, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Load more