long stuff

Slang for crystal meth because it is a longer high than cocaine.

(referencing a line on the mirror) Is this long stuff or short stuff?

by oaklander July 21, 2006

shuff-a-long

The teenagers in a high school hallway who always happen to be walking right in front of you...VERY SLOWLY. Typically when you are on your way to a major class.

Greg: Sorry, Miss Piontek! I would've made it to English class faster if I wasn't stuck behind a herd of shuff-a-longs.

by Sapphy May 4, 2009

Nick longstaffe

A stay at home son that lives off his parents.

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…

by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023

Matt Longstaff

Matthew Phillip Longstaff is a well known gay fashion icon on the Isle of Man. He has designed many ranges that have been a success on the island itself and in mainland Britain. He is a party animal, and it is common knowledge that he has many active homoseuxal partners

Wow, did you see Matt Longstaffs new range? Its awesome!

by Ssoulle July 18, 2009

Longstaff

Has a monster cock which he inflicts on numerous females in one sitting.

This guy is going to do a Longstaff on these girls.

by Bradley Longstaff August 7, 2022

longstaffe

The king of all genitals, big penis, monster, long, thick. Great porn name, cock,

He has a longstaffe, his longstaffe is a monster, longstaffe comes from royality!

by kingkodiak August 30, 2010

longstaff

A person who has a good tast in women has good hair and is halarious but has a small penis

that person is a longstaff for sure.

by Jose’s November 28, 2017