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long john silver 

referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker
when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?
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Long John Silver 

Another word for a man's penis. Commonly used as a replacement word on radio stations to avoid using derogatory language.
"he used his Long John Silver to write his name in the snow."

long john silver 

when you suck someones dick with nutella or peanutbutter on it.
Her Friend: What did you do with him last night?
Her: Bro I gave him a good ol' long john silver.
long john silver by YaBoiJohn April 25, 2019

Long John Silver 

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return
I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

LONG John Silver's 

Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.
Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's
LONG John Silver's by Florencia November 24, 2003

Long John Silver's 

A fast food chain that always annoys customers
Long John Silver's is the best.
Long John Silver's by gcollier July 14, 2021

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's 

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).
"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
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