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Long John Silver 

Another word for a man's penis. Commonly used as a replacement word on radio stations to avoid using derogatory language.
"he used his Long John Silver to write his name in the snow."

long john silver 

when you suck someones dick with nutella or peanutbutter on it.
Her Friend: What did you do with him last night?
Her: Bro I gave him a good ol' long john silver.
long john silver by YaBoiJohn April 25, 2019

Long John Silver 

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return
I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

LONG John Silver's 

Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.
Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's
LONG John Silver's by Florencia November 24, 2003

Long John Silver's 

A fast food chain that always annoys customers
Long John Silver's is the best.
Long John Silver's by gcollier July 14, 2021

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's 

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).
"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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