long john silver

referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker

when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?

by Erik Abrahamson June 27, 2003

long john silver

when you suck someones dick with nutella or peanutbutter on it.

Her Friend: What did you do with him last night?
Her: Bro I gave him a good ol' long john silver.

by YaBoiJohn April 25, 2019

Long John Silvering

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.

Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"

by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006

Long John Silvers

A euphemism for smoking weed that doesn't make you sound like a totally asshole, and decreases the risk of getting caught. Useful because, hey, who the fuck would actually go to Long John Silvers?

Nathan and Alex decided it was time to go to Long John Silvers again, after doing so they happily watched scooby-doo and ordered a pizza for the night.

by wittelman March 2, 2011

LONG John Silver's

Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.

Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's

by Florencia November 24, 2003

long john silvers

a place were the food isnt that great and you overpay. workers are usualy clinicaly insane and horny little bastards.

"lets go get our wallet raped by long john silvers

by fred sumner May 3, 2008

Long John Silver's

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

by gcollier July 14, 2021