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lolsanchez
n. el-oh-el-san-chehz
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
lolsanchez by penguin farmer July 18, 2013
Related Words
lolsandwich
It's a sentence or phrase that begins with "lol" and ends with "lol." People who use lolsandwiches are normally above the age of 35 and tend to capitalize every letter in the sentence, and these sentences are normally followed with an unnecessary amount of exclamation points.
lolsandwich by Madden Schultz January 23, 2011
Lolsandwich
A variation of the word Lol. You get one slice of bread, another slice of bread, one huge chunk of LOL and you get a LOLsandwich
Lolsandwich by Nipper69000 February 10, 2009
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