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lolkik is known as lol kik is when you miss spell lol ive done it before
lolkik haha it means you miss spelled lol KIK idiot dog wont shut up lol why am i writeing that??
lolkik by mc dead guy September 26, 2009
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The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.
Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b
lolbike by LoLex July 29, 2009
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The term of a man in love with lolis, and becomes the king upon them and has savored them all.
JinseiIsla is LoliKing.
loliking by Mob. April 2, 2017
1. Lolik, in accordance to the ancient Urartian (present day Armenian) language, means Tomato.

2. Through the 2nd century BC, Lolik became a very popular name among people which communicated by noise or extraordinary sounds. As a result people started referring to them as “Singing Tomatos” which in Armenian is pronounced “Pamidorik or Tomatik”.

3. During the rule of the Haysa (5th century AD),” Lolik” became associated with clumsy girls/women.
1. 'He/She is as red as Lolik'
2. 'Can you hear that?...What?...The weird noise.... Oh, be careful, I think there is a Lolik nearby.

3. 'Did she fall of the chair again?...No I think she walked into that door....!! Oh god she is such a Lolik
Lolik by Kamarik August 15, 2010
A japanese art form. Lolikon is an artform in which the artist draws suggestive material towards, underage, or small females.
The art form is commenly known throughout America and Japan.
"Dude that 'Lolikon' on your computer rocks!"
Lolikon by Kin21_3 October 26, 2005

lolkidney 

a person with a kidney that talks
my friend donor'd a lolkidney
lolkidney by Nolan123 January 10, 2008
Anime term: Young or underage girl.
Usually conveyed as innocent/curious and put in a tempting, not-so-innocent situation. See jailbait.
Girl: I just stayed at some guys house. He's 23.
Friend: But you're a lolikon...
Girl: I know. Hehe.

Male Over the Age of 18: That girl is way too hot to be a lolikon. o_o;
lolikon by Wistful July 5, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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