lolbertarian 

A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com

That LOLbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!

lolbertarian by Tezkah October 9, 2004

lolbertarian 

Derogatory slang for "libertarian". Usually used to make fun of self-proclaimed libertarians who are apathetic to or support government expansion. The kind of of person who will say "If the government treads on me, 1776 will commence again!!!" then does nothing when the government treads on them.

So the government is taking your rights and you are just complaining instead standing up to them? You're a huge lolbertarian.

lolbertarian by Zoldam July 1, 2020

Lolbert 

1. A derogatory word for a self proclaimed libertarian who embraces ideas of internationalism and leftism as opposed to nationalism and libertarianism on one or more issues.

2. A loyal member of the Libertarian Party

Bill: "Borders are a fascist concept."

Tim: "Okay, lolbert."

Lolbert by SoullessLiberty July 1, 2020

Lolbertardian 

A combination of lolbertarian and libertard, both pejorative terms for libertarians, especially the obnoxious kind that roam on Internet forums without proper grammar, respect, or arguments defending their position. This species is usually very arrogant and idiotic, otherwise, they grow out of it by grad school

...Lolbertardian

Lolbertardian by Cosman246 December 30, 2010

Lolbert 

A dork who doesn't care about anything beyond self serving gratification.

Normie Norm: "Did you hear about corporations creating slavery in third world nations?"

Neocon John: "That's the free market at work. Those slaves should pull themselves up by the bootstraps."

Normie Norm: "You sure are a Lolbert, John"

Lolbert by Lolburt August 21, 2021

lolbertarian 

A self proclaimed libertarian, found on the internet, that doesn't mind the government treading on him. A lolbertarian is typically a paleo-con. Can be abbreviated to lolbert.

Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert

lolbertarian by Watermelon_5 June 2, 2021

lolbertarian 

A term used by "little l" libertarians who simultaneously want to assert their genuine preference for limited government while owning up to the fact that a lot of Libertarians are silly people with bad haircuts. The label is usually adopted in order to avoid guilt-by-association.

"I really think this stimulus is dumb but I'm just a silly lolbertarian."

lolbertarian by Whats-his-face April 16, 2009