Something that is just so funny, it deserves a lot more than one lol (laugh out loud) it deserves a whole patrol (group) of them!
E.G. Your friend falls off their chair and onto a cake that someone has just leftnext to their chair, and everyone shouts out LOL, OR they all Laugh Out Loud OR they shout out LOL patrol!
If a bunch of relly dumb kids walk around, then you can call them a "lolpatrol"
It can also be used in combination with the word "inspector" (lolpatrolinspector) wich means "vastly superior"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!