When in a pub or club, most women will habitually return to the same toilet cubicle, perhaps because they know that it is relatively clean. This is the toilet to which one is loyal, hence loilet.
"I'm off for a pee, Tracey. I hope my loilet'sfree!"
A motha fuckin beast of a kid, partied like a god at all girl parties, stays classy by not drinking at them to be a dad. Athletic and can catch a football like there’s no tomorrow.
Friend: You seen loclen anywhere Me: No he’s too busy being a legend