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Only men can do this. Where you drop a turd stand up an cut the turd in half with with urin
Wife: why do you always take so long in the bathroom

Husband: I just laid a big turd I had to go loggin to flush it and not plug the toilet

Wife: what the fuck I didn't need to know that

Husband: Then why ask
Words you can keep
being online or on the internet...
like you are logging into your myspace, facebook or email account.
I got my four hours of loggin in today.
loggin by mt.hood January 18, 2008
Keeping a tab on someone, or waiting for them to fuck up or contradict themselves. It’s like holding a grudge but more toward reconnaissance.
“I heard how he talked to me, now I’m loggin’”
“She said she wanted to go to sleep, but after I left she stayed up. I’ll be logging for a hot minute.”
“He leaked my snaps, so I’m logging until the right moment.”
Loggin by Yung Putty December 11, 2018
Juanda was just loggin' at the Rave last night!
loggin' by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003
The process of checking out someone and mentally loggin them in your mind.
That guy over there is loggin' me!
Loggin' by HoodVigga December 15, 2008

Loggin' Off

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!
Loggin' Off by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Loggin hobbs 

1. used to describe a night of getting wrecked or going hard.

2. refers to flight time logged and recorded by a pilot.
Yo, we're gunna logg some mad hobbs this weekend.
Loggin hobbs by Swollen Psychopath December 31, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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