lobgaps 

An annoying person who only listens to every third thing you say, no matter how much you emphasise it.

"Oh stop being such an utter lobgaps. I told you that ten minutes ago!"

lobgaps by Poundland Wordsworth June 13, 2022

lobgasm

The look on your face when you lob a touchdown, particularly during a fake field goal.

Jon Ryan’s lobgasm was quickly overshadowed by his celebration.

lobgasm by bennyprofane January 21, 2015