loaph

Laughing
Outta
All
Possible
Holes

"I forgot it was halloween and opened the door and there's this guy with a freakin SWORD! I was so frightened I pissed myself...etc"
"LOAPH!"

by Tinker March 27, 2005

Loafhead

A person usually of the female gender and usually residing near Atlanta who has a head which resembles the shape of an uncut olive loaf.

Gee, Maryanne is a real loafhead.

by Oliver Loaf August 11, 2008

God's loophole

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse

We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.

by resettinglife February 5, 2014

Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

loophole culture

A culture dedicated to the exploitation of loopholes, mainly the e-bike/moped loopholes.

I was lost until I discovered loophole culture

by Dillon Thomson September 19, 2020

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Great fuckin' movie! Got to add some points that have been missed: based on real events while Hunter S Thompson was supposed to be covering the Mint 400 (not filming it) - it was originally supposed to be a Sports Illustrated caption, not a book on the American Dream written in pure Gonzo journalism. The attorney is based on the real man, Oscar Acosta, who was also there and is Chicano, not Samoan. Hunter tried to get first SI, then Rolling Stone to cover "expenses" but they were deemed too outrageous - Random House paid for it, giving them future control of HST's book.

"I have dealt with them all, at close range, and my only regret is that I stomped too softly on the bastards"

by Madmarco April 6, 2004

chicken butt loophole

A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”

Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?

Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole

by PoopStinkFartFunny February 19, 2021