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Originally derived from "Look at Him" by the Arlington/Belmont Crew team, "loahm" is used as an alternative word for "stupid" or "loser"

1. As an interjection, a "loahm" is a type of derogatory remark. It can be yelled at someone who has attempted something and failed, made a mistake, or is simply being stupid.

2. As a noun, calling someone a "loahm" means that s/he is a loser or generally acts stupid.

3. As a verb, "to loahm" someone means to yell/say "loahm" at someone.

"Loahm" is pronounced very differently depending on the person. It can be said out ("ləʊm") or exclaimed in a more loahmy way ("luuuu").
1. *driving by someone* LOAHM!

2. Some loahm just added a definition for "loahm" to Urban Dictionary

3. I loahmed someone yesterday for walking into a glass door.
loahm by JohnThomas December 1, 2013
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a tumblr thing to express frustration? kinda like keyboard smashes? someone please elaborate?
girl:I see you've unfollowed me. LOAHM.
me: goes and searches that^ on urban dictionary.
loahm by cambric flippin cosines September 16, 2013
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LOAAMFPH 

Acronym for:
Lots Of Ants Attacking My Face, Please Help
-first/only appeared in an episode of MXC (Superheroes Vs. MySpace)
Vic: Ken, I love acronyms. Give me another one, ASAP!
Kenny: Here's one we use all the time: LOAAMFPH.
Vic: Oh yes. Lots Of Ants Attacking My Face Please Help.
LOAAMFPH by Phil44 January 17, 2008
A super pretty, gorgeous, amazing girl! Loammi has great hair, a great personality, and she's extremely nice! Loammi is the best person you can be friends with, she's awesome!
Girl 1: Man, I'm so lucky to have a friend like Loammi!
Girl 2: I know, right! She's so perfect!
Everybody: WE LOVE LOAMMI LAM BARRETO!!
Loammi by umhiiii February 16, 2013
A description of a person who is equally hot, cute, and handsome/beautiful. Developed from the “Loam Model of Attractiveness” which charts people based on whether they are perceived as cute, hot, or handsome/beautiful much in the way soil is determined using proportions of sand, silt, and clay, with loam at the center of the chart indicating a healthy mix of all three.
Person 1: Did you see that person? They were attractive as hell!
Person 2: I know! They were soooo loamy.
Person 1: *drools*
Loamy by Hughey July 23, 2021
Arabic for meat. Without lahme no one can live because lahme is the best creation in za universe if the lahme not exist zen i will just curse.
Lahme agieeen is a meat pie.
And Sphiehaa is anything with bread.
Lahme by Majdob November 9, 2007
If i dont have lahme, i must curse. F, Sheet, Beech, Hell. Lahme has zi greatest smell.
lahme by Brian Bier August 9, 2006