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lmgdao

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Laughing My God Damn Ass Off. Based off of LMAO which means Laughing My Ass Off. Can also be used after ROTF to make ROTFLMGDAO (Rolling On The Floor Laughing My God Damn Ass Off.)
D00d 1: Yo, my homie Joe got his dick in a cast because he fell off the roof working on our dish!
D00d 2: LMGDAO!!!
lmgdao by JordanM February 10, 2005
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lmdao 

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Laugh My Dick and Ass Off.
Used when its so funny that your ass isn't enough. Commonly denied by Asia
"@urbanbook shiy"
"lmdaooo"
lmdao by ArabTurtle August 6, 2017
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Related Words
lmgdao • LMGAO • LMDAO • lmfdao • LMDAOIZJD • LMFGDAO • lmgaopip • LMGTAO • L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F

Lmgao 

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Laughing my GAY ass off...
Lmgao... Why do I need to give an example of how it used in a sentence dumbasses!
Lmgao by Emdosis August 25, 2016
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LMDAO 

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laughing my drunk ass off
I won't be able to look anyone in the eye at work tomorrow after tonight's company Christmas party! LMDAO

She was hugging the toilet all night! #LMDAO
LMDAO by lexus99 December 27, 2009
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Lmgao 

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Laughing my ghetto a$$ off.
That fight today was hilarious, lmgao.
Lmgao by MelanieMaddy February 11, 2010
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lmdao 

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laughing my damn ass off or laughed my damn ass off.
Person 1- "Did you see the video of Lil Wayne falling?"

Person 2- "Yeah! LMDAO!!"
lmdao by forWHAT?! August 6, 2009
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LMGAO 

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LMGAO = Licking my green ass opening.

or

A typ-o made when spelling 'LMFAO'
Carmen: Hey, Beatrice. What are you doing?
Beatrice: Lmgao

or

Carmen: *tells a funny joke*
Vanessa: LMGAO
Carmen: Licking my green ass opening?
Vanessa: **LMFAO!
LMGAO by Look behind you... May 5, 2009
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