stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.
omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)
by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021
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1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet
Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?
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L- Laughing
M- My
A- Ass
O- Off

Usually used when someone says something funny online/in a text.
Person 1: LOL, earlier Joey fell off his skateboard in the middle of a kickflip, and yet he claims he would've been able to do it.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.
by wublovah3000 June 27, 2015
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It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off
Rebecca: Haha, lmao.

Jessica: *confused* so are you laughing, or just depressed?
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'lmao' is an Internet slang, meaning laughing my ass off. It is not considered an 'official' word, and can be associated with the words 'lol' and 'rofl'. It is generally known as a stronger version of 'laughing out loud'
"lmao bro did you see the latest episode of Spongebob?"
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Matt: Bill fell off the horse and injured his pelvis in 6 different places.

Joe: LMAO!
by lem December 16, 2002
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Somehow LMAO has gone from "Laughing My Ass Off" to a shorthand way of saying "Wow everything is so overwhelming and I just want to die."
"He told me I was pathetic, LMAO jokes on him because I actually am."
by charleigh April 17, 2015
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