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You're texting your friend and they happen to say something funny. So you try to type "LMAO" really fast but instead, you type "LMA9". It is annoying as fuck that you just sent "LMA9" but you have to deal with your shame.
Your Friend: "DEEZ NUTS"
You: "LMA9"
Your Friend: "tf is that supposed to mean"
You: "I don't want to talk about it."
lma9 by tiiillleerrr February 3, 2020
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lma90\ • lma0 • lma9
A combination of L.M.A.O. = Laugh my ass off
And 0wned
if this was put into "english" so to speak, it would be "hahaha you got 0wned"
or "hahahahaa your'e so stupid"
Guy 1: my msn just bust up on me, AND i fell off my chair
Guy 2: Lma0wned!!
Lma0wned by Kadaver_Boy June 11, 2006
it's basically the same as lmao but better.
Imagine an Instagram caption:
Lmao, life sucks.

Lma0, life sucks. See it's better with the ''0'' at the end.
lma0 by lma0sucks June 11, 2019
Whore, took klee while I wanted her. Thank god she doesn't have a chance to get kazuha. But she has great content and she is funny đŸ„±đŸ˜‹
lma0ik is the best! Lies
Lma0ik by 605tripl950 July 7, 2021
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