Little pig boy is that pathetic dirty bitch baby mistress gets to stand on, little pig boy comes from the dirt, he's a weasley little mud-grub who needs to be stood on.
"Mistress hates her little pig boy, I am her dirty little pig boy, please stand on me with your boots on."
little pig boy comes from the dirt. little pig boy needs to be stepped on by mistresses boots. little pig boys are most often named Ethan and Jacob, although others are possible.
Mistress: “hey little pig boy”
Jacob: “please step on me with your boots”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.