litless

Being without fashion, style or beauty in the eye of the one who makes the comment that may or may not be true; an event that is boring; not having fire otherwise known as not being "lit"

OMG! That party had no music, no dancing and more importantly no food or drink. It was litless.

by The original Queen Bee July 13, 2017

Litness test

Spin off from "litmus test".
The test that measures your "litness" level

Douchebag #1: Yo, Kyle wants to hang out with us, what should I say?

Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.

by ReyesXS April 23, 2017

listless

Indifferent, too tired to care about anything.

Marijuana makes many people listless, therefore expungable.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

witness the litness

You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.

"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."

by FerCatchTheseHands February 11, 2017

Litness

The measure of how lit someone or something is

The litness of the party was so high

by Vsm20129 June 13, 2016

Litness Professional

When one dresses in a business professional attire but nonetheless looks lit as fuck.

Person A: damn bruhhh, I like your suit it’s so lit. You look nice in business professional.
Person B: It’s called Litness Professional. I ain’t playin’.

by Lev98 January 2, 2018

Litness

Lit + Fitness

Wanna go to the gym and do some litness?

by dfksldfdsf August 12, 2018