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ling lings 

having ling lings is basically the same as having hoes.
i have 15 ling lings
ling lings by ling ling master August 3, 2021
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Ling Ling 

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.
I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!
Ling Ling by earthlingalien January 26, 2019

Quan Ling Ling Dingle

Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

Ling Ling 

Someone who will always be better than you, no matter what you do. TwoSetVioin created this meme, saying that Ling Ling practiced 40 hours a day. They have numerous posts on people doing the Ling Ling challenge, challenges where you have to play a piece but ______. Some examples of it are: playing with a hula hoop as well, double the speed, or playing with your non-dominant hand.
You: Yeah, I got 1st place in all of the contests, no biggie
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.
Ling Ling by rejoyce March 27, 2019

Ling Ling 

The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.
Ling Ling practices for 40 hours a day; you will never achieve what he has at 5 years old.
Ling Ling by Pyroglyphics November 17, 2018

Ling Ling 

That virtuoso violinist that your mom won’t ever let you forget. He is smart good looking and he can play the paganini caprices better that hilary hahn.
Kid: “Mom, can I play iPad?”

Mom: “NO. PRACTISE YOUR VIOLIN 40 HOURS!!! BE MORE LIKE THAT LING LING.
Ling Ling by Prof K. Chen July 31, 2019

Ling Ling Wannabe 

People who strive to be as amazing as Ling Ling, who practices 40 hours a day.
I am a Ling Ling wannabe but have yet to practice 40 hours a day.
Ling Ling Wannabe by jfalkdjflaskdjflk September 19, 2020
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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