linensexual
After a tough week I am going to be linensexual for a day, maybe with tea or a brandy, so don’t bother me.
linensexual by AOKisCool December 13, 2022
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Linearsexual
Amy: Hey Anthony!
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.
Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.
Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.
Linearsexual by linearsexualanthony April 30, 2021
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linensexual • liesexual • lensexual • Libersexual • lifesexual • Libersexuality • Linasexual • Lindsexual • Linearsexual • Linksexual
Lindsexual
I’m lindsexual because how attractive she is.
Lindsexual by I can make it go boom December 31, 2020
liesexual
a "liesexual" is generally someone who claims to be bisexual, but is actually only straight or gay (most often closeted homosexual males who are very slutty and will have sex with females and pretend they are hetero, but are truly gay). the word liesexual should not be applied to slutty college girls who make out with each other- it is a serious illness and those who participate are generally not so obvious or attention seeking.
jay talks about all the hot girls he wants to fuck and leads them on, but the truth is he's an insecure liesexual who has lurid affairs with many different men.
liesexual by arbeitmachtfrei November 8, 2008
lensexual
A sexual attraction to Vikz.
liesexual
Term used to refer to girls/women, usually ranging in age from their teens to early 20s, who claim to be bisexual but are in fact just skanky, attention-whoring straight girls who are trying to be trendy. Most are in fact obsessed (solely) with cock and have taken up liesexuality for the sake of gaining male attention. They are an affront to real lesbians and society in general.
Lensexual
Being lensexual mean being attracted to the vocaloid kagamine len, if you end up being lensexual, expect being a social outcast.
Guy1: Im lensexual.
Guy2: Bruh imagine being attracted to a vocaloid that dies a lot, smh couldnt be me.
Guy1: *proceeds to commit a felony*
Guy2: Bruh imagine being attracted to a vocaloid that dies a lot, smh couldnt be me.
Guy1: *proceeds to commit a felony*
Lensexual by HistoricalGlaceon May 7, 2021
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