linensexual

When you so much desire being in your own bed, sleeping, enjoying, perhaps even cocooning.

After a tough week I am going to be linensexual for a day, maybe with tea or a brandy, so don’t bother me.

by AOKisCool December 13, 2022

Linearsexual

A person that is attracted only to the opposite sex (biological) such as REAL men and REAL women.

Amy: Hey Anthony!
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.

Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.

by linearsexualanthony April 30, 2021

Lindsexual

Attracted to Lindsey Morgan

Are you lindsexual? I am

I’m lindsexual because how attractive she is.

by I can make it go boom December 31, 2020

liesexual

a "liesexual" is generally someone who claims to be bisexual, but is actually only straight or gay (most often closeted homosexual males who are very slutty and will have sex with females and pretend they are hetero, but are truly gay). the word liesexual should not be applied to slutty college girls who make out with each other- it is a serious illness and those who participate are generally not so obvious or attention seeking.

jay talks about all the hot girls he wants to fuck and leads them on, but the truth is he's an insecure liesexual who has lurid affairs with many different men.

by arbeitmachtfrei November 8, 2008

lensexual

A sexual attraction to Vikz.

I want Vikz inside of me so badly! I'm such a lensexual!

by sp_3 March 2, 2019

liesexual

Term used to refer to girls/women, usually ranging in age from their teens to early 20s, who claim to be bisexual but are in fact just skanky, attention-whoring straight girls who are trying to be trendy. Most are in fact obsessed (solely) with cock and have taken up liesexuality for the sake of gaining male attention. They are an affront to real lesbians and society in general.

Liz won't shut up about how she made out with some girl once as if it's some kind of an accomplishment. She's such a liesexual.

by 2345434 February 16, 2013

Lensexual

Being lensexual mean being attracted to the vocaloid kagamine len, if you end up being lensexual, expect being a social outcast.

Guy1: Im lensexual.

Guy2: Bruh imagine being attracted to a vocaloid that dies a lot, smh couldnt be me.

Guy1: *proceeds to commit a felony*

by HistoricalGlaceon May 7, 2021