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A Linders is a tall, gorgeous, model-like woman. One is known to have shy smile, brilliant mind, and a heart overflowing with love. A Linders is classy, but isnt afraid to dance dirty and have fun with her friends. You can tell if you have found a Linders if she has big beautiful eyes, when people flock around her as if she were hiding candy. Linders has a partner named Smella, but also has plenty of other friends who love her dearly. A Linders is one in a million and if you find one, hold one tight.
Damn Linders, your looking hot!
Linders by sweeetstufff October 23, 2011
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Pecky linders 

When it’s so fucking cold outside your nips (nipples) become bullets
Oi nah then Sandra, must be cold outside you got some reyt pecky linders there
Pecky linders by Chayter666 September 7, 2019

Jeremy Linders 

A very muscular man who can bench 6000 squat 7000 and deadlift 40150579q8579357
Jeremy Linders by jfrdr April 28, 2023

Brock Landers 

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.
Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!
Brock Landers by broke lenders January 19, 2012

paul landers 

Second guitarist for Rammstein. Fucking hilarious on stage, and overall a legendary person, just like the other Rammstein members. Used to play in Feeling B with Rammstein's keyboardist Christian "Flake" Lorenz.
paul landers by Lithium October 27, 2015

John R. Lindensmith 

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Fat on Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.
John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.
The group of people with this last name suffer from being accidentally called Flanders instead on impact.
Please raise your hand when i call your last name.
Flanders!
...Its Landers!!!
Landers by Melissaaa June 24, 2008