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Lincolned 

When someone is assassinated while distracted by any form of entertainment.
News reporter: Last week a Carolina man was lincolned in his own home while watching Nascar
Lincolned by ShrimpBBQ November 15, 2022

Lincolned 

To receive an unexpected cum shot to the back of the head.
“He hit it from the back and I got lincolned, 10/10, would do again.”

Lincolned 

To be slapped by a dick (erect or not) directly to one's cheek.

President Lincolns face on the penny appears to have a dick impression embedded on his cheek.
She acted as if she was better than everyone. She was no dime piece she was more like 10 pennies so i lincolned her. If done 10 times then she's a dime piece.

A penny for your thoties.

Abe Lincolned 

To get one tapped in the back of the head.
Damn bro smoke just Abe Lincolned Ash.
Abe Lincolned by SaximusPrime April 23, 2020

Abe Lincolned 

When you cum on the back of someone’s head inside of a movie theater.
Bro, I just Abe Lincolned this girl last night at the new spider man movie
Abe Lincolned by Keenan Henderson December 20, 2021

Lincoln Clay 

Lincoln clay is the main protagonist of Mafia III, the third game in the Mafia Series, as well as it's DLC's - Faster, Baby!, Stones Unturned, and Sign of the Times.

He is a Vietnam War veteran who plans to start a new life and set up his own criminal empire to enact his revenge on the Marcono crime family for killing his foster family

Lincoln's early years is that he grew up in Saint Michelle's orphanage in New Bordeaux. However, the orphanage closed down when he was still young,

He was trained by the CIA in psychological warfare.

By the player's choice Lincoln can go rule New Bordeaux as a mob boss, killed by Father James for his treachery of killing his allies, or become a drifter and leave New Bordeaux.
Lincoln clay is way better than victor vance.
Lincoln Clay by Blu_leef November 29, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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