Lincolned

When someone is assassinated while distracted by any form of entertainment.

News reporter: Last week a Carolina man was lincolned in his own home while watching Nascar

by ShrimpBBQ November 16, 2022

dick autopilot

When you need your hands for something else while you’re peeing so you let your dick go on it’s own

*peeing*

“Gotta answer this text, guess I’ll activate dick autopilot while I use my phone”

by ShrimpBBQ January 02, 2018