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dick autopilot

When you need your hands for something else while you’re peeing so you let your dick go on it’s own

*peeing*

“Gotta answer this text, guess I’ll activate dick autopilot while I use my phone”

by ShrimpBBQ January 2, 2018

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Lincolned

When someone is assassinated while distracted by any form of entertainment.

News reporter: Last week a Carolina man was lincolned in his own home while watching Nascar

by ShrimpBBQ November 15, 2022

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