Definitions by ShrimpBBQ

Lincolned 

When someone is assassinated while distracted by any form of entertainment.

News reporter: Last week a Carolina man was lincolned in his own home while watching Nascar

Lincolned by ShrimpBBQ November 15, 2022

dick autopilot 

When you need your hands for something else while you’re peeing so you let your dick go on it’s own

*peeing*

“Gotta answer this text, guess I’ll activate dick autopilot while I use my phone”

dick autopilot by ShrimpBBQ January 2, 2018