dick autopilot

When you need your hands for something else while you’re peeing so you let your dick go on it’s own

*peeing*

“Gotta answer this text, guess I’ll activate dick autopilot while I use my phone”

by ShrimpBBQ January 02, 2018

Lincolned

When someone is assassinated while distracted by any form of entertainment.

News reporter: Last week a Carolina man was lincolned in his own home while watching Nascar

by ShrimpBBQ November 15, 2022