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limp noodle

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.
Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.
by Truth to Power April 5, 2009
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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.
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a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!
I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!
by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003
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A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.
by h0rney1 November 29, 2004
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Just looking at her gives me a limp noodle, I'm talkin wind sock limp.
by Prof. Shnarzledorf November 20, 2010
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nini's cute nickname for svt wonwoo
me: u love him

her: no i don't love limp noodles
me: sure, jan
by kookminlovers April 27, 2018
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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.
by epjkb October 5, 2020
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