like sitting 

When a person or group of people is lying in wait to immediately add “likes” to a planned or otherwise prepared comment on Facebook by a known 3rd party.

They were “like sitting” on Ryan’s next comment in the gun control thread.

like sitting by LikeSitterAlpha May 6, 2018

Sitting here like a spring chicken 

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

Sitting here like a spring chicken by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

shitting like a goose 

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

shitting like a goose by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.

I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.

shitting like a demon by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011

shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold

He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog

shaking like a shitting dog by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast. 

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast. by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009

Shaking Like a Shitting Dog

To have the old trembles; shiver me timber

Damn, he was so scare he was shaking like a shitting dog!

Shaking Like a Shitting Dog by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015