Like Cousin 

A person who is not really family, but "like" family.

Kimberly is my like cousin. She's not really my cousin, but she's like my cousin.

Like Cousin by Magnolia Bea May 21, 2021

You look like Cousin It! 

An old phrase that has come back into vogue during Pandemic Life 2020 due to closed hair salons and barber shops.

When I was a kid with tousled, long hair hanging in my face, my mom used to say, “You look like Cousin It!”

You look like Cousin It! by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2020

buzzin like a cousin

When you’re hitting an early buzz off alcohol or caffeine.

1: are you having fun?
2: oh hell yeah, I’m two beers in and buzzin like a cousin.

buzzin like a cousin by Lilwestside October 3, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008