like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence 

When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole

Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"

like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence by Steven Dressel May 3, 2008

Throbbing like a sick dog's ass 

self inflicted significant pain

I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is "throbbing like a sick dog's ass"

Throbbing like a sick dog's ass by Deener Dangle Dongle May 16, 2022

Throbbing like a Sick dog's ass 

Intense pain, usually of a self inflicted variety

Damn, I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is throbbing like a sick dog's ass

Throbbing like a Sick dog's ass by Deener Dangle Dongle May 19, 2022

head like a robber's dog

basically Joanne on a good day

that joanne has a head like a robber's dog, and that's on a good day

head like a robber's dog by hickdead November 18, 2025

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds by Mark C. September 15, 2005

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades by psiscott April 27, 2006

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades 

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades by FutureGhost November 13, 2018