lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

Shit lightning

When lighting scares you so bad that you shit yourself.

Omg that lighting scared me so bad i got "shit lightning" from it.

by KillerKristen October 7, 2010

Shitter than Lightning

When something diabolical has happened, in real life, this term helps fellow Mario Kart players know the seriousness of the situation.

Something worse than "shitter than lava", can only happen after Shitter than Lava has struck once. Shitter than Lightning can strike twice in the same place.

Mate, your car crash was shitter than lava. But the way the insurance dealt with it - was shitter than lightning.

by kevlagnu June 8, 2010

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011