lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well
john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out
by Slappdat August 17, 2016
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Shit lightning

When lighting scares you so bad that you shit yourself.
Omg that lighting scared me so bad i got "shit lightning" from it.
by KillerKristen October 07, 2010
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