ligam

A MF who doesn't give a shit about what others have to say about them.

OMG! Jack is such a ligam.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Ligma Male

A kind of male that's like uhhh... super stong and epic

Ligma balls

Person 1: I am a Ligma Male.
Person 2: Look at this bullshit, with you and you alpha, beta, sigma male stuff. What the fuck even is ligma?#
Person 1: REDACTED
*person 2 fucking dies*

by &qwertyuiop& June 20, 2021

Liam Payne

the mature one in the band "One Direction" currently on a "18 month" hiatus. If all the one direction members were drunk, he would probably be the one contemplating life. He loves dogs and puppies as much as we love him. In a Buzzfeed interview with dogs, he named a dog Pete, which he eventually had to let go of. He has an unusual fear of spoons. If you want to know really how scared he is of spoons, you can watch the second episode of "Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" on Youtube created by the amazing Mark Parsons. He deserves more recognition than he receives. His smile will melt your heart and you die a little inside when he looks straight into your eyes (of course through your device because you will never get to meet him in a million years *sob*). People like Liam are hard to find because he is just AMAZING. He still remains humble even though he has turn into an international superstar. BTS fans you have got to stop comparing Liam to your idols, they are both amazing in their own ways!! Enjoys having water fights with Louis Tomlinson, otherwise known as Lilo. BTW One Direction PLEASE come back!!

Liam Payne: 1...2...3.. FLICK

by onedirectionpleasecomeback September 8, 2018

Ligma Johnson

A way of saying lick my penis - Ligma (lick my) Johnson (Johnson aka penis)

I am Rahul Ligma, this is Daniel Johnson. CNBC: "Story of Ligma Johnson. "

by Rahul Ligma October 29, 2022

Ligma male

The superior kind of male, better than all sigma and alpha males combined, the true giga chad

Chad: I'm a ligma male
Virgin: What?
Chad: Ligma balls

by Le memz September 24, 2021

Liam Payne

Liam Payne is a beautiful rainbow puppy Lima bean who DESERVES BETTER!!!!! Aka a gift from the gods

Q: why are you so happy?
A: I remembered Liam Payne exists!

by Morgloveshazza May 20, 2018

Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011