Ligamortis

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To cover up an embarrassing moment by pretending to be injured.

Graham (Laughing): You went flying there Marco, you shouldn't have tried that shoulder charge.

Marco: Arrrgh my Ligaments.

Example 2:
Uday: That's it Jay, you're going in the figure 4 leg lock.

Jay: Arrrgh My Ligaments.

Ligamortis by Rathcoole Bohs April 7, 2004

Words you can keep

Rigamortis

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

Rigamortis by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

rigamortis tongue by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

Rigamortis Tortoise

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

Rigamortis Tortoise by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010

rigamortis

The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.

Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.

rigamortis by ADizzle088 December 13, 2006

rigamortis

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

rigamortis by elric21 October 28, 2004

Rigamortis

(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression

I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.

Rigamortis by Alyssa Coops August 10, 2010

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026