liferuiners

Women who are attractive and dangerous. Often being known to cheat, use drugs, binge drink, and lie. Liferuiners usually roll in flocks and are hard to resist.

"Dude, i went to a party with all liferuiners, it was awesome"

"shes got to be a liferuiner, i want her"

by Joey e Long January 9, 2009

Lifeliners

Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.

Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.

Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.

I clean Protobaggins boots every morning = Lifeliners

by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023