life support
After tucking your penis backwards behind your ass, your girlfriend deep throats it and proceeds to insert her nose in your ass. AKA respirator.
life support by bobbyj August 10, 2006
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Life Support
Life Support by Splanks February 10, 2017
life support system for a cunt
life support system for a cunt by psychopath9 May 1, 2009
life support system for a pussy
Any human being that is a female
life support system for a pussy by Frainslug November 5, 2005
Life support discarder
Life support discarder by anonymous September 11, 2021
Caffeine Life Support
A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.
Caffeine Life Support by vivajobama December 24, 2010
Conversational Life Support
When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.
A one-sided conversation.
Typically occurs online.
A one-sided conversation.
Typically occurs online.
Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:
Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g
** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.
Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g
** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.
Conversational Life Support by Bart Pimpson June 29, 2009
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