life glitch

The occurrence when one lags because of a bad connection, gets out of the map, or screen looks in real life (rl). A life glitch can not occur while playing vid3o g4mes because vg's don't exist. Life glitchers only play one game, life. Also known as being under the influence of h4x. Bad connections in R.L are very common life glitches. One in four people die in America being life glitched.

"Lolz I love hunting bears!" Dave
"I would like it a lot better if you werent looking at my screen the whole time" Tom
"Its not my fault that your internet connection is from walmart and your lagging so much you can hardly shoot. Looks like your life glitching" Dave
"Bite my h4x, lolz man" Tom

life glitch by Count H4X November 8, 2007

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Life's a glitch

Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.

Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.

Steve: Life's a Beach!

Stan: Boring!

Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.

Tyler: Life's a glitch!

Stan: *laughs.

Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!

Life's a glitch by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023

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limeglitch

a word to describe a long penis, or the person who owns it.

"Jerry has such a LimeGlitch"

limeglitch by LimeGlitch April 30, 2022

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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