life cancer 

A cancerous growth of the soul that is caused by interaction with a completely terrible piece of media, or a conversation with a completely useless person.

"I was watching Gigli the other day, and I think I got life cancer."

life cancer by Stubert November 6, 2007

Cancer of Life 

Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:

Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed

Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate

Cancer, Cunt, Bastard, Cancer of life

Cancer of Life by Barndoor April 2, 2010

wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.

Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

wookiee life day is canceled by Boboli December 28, 2013