lieutenant danchez

A Lieutenant Danchez is the act of giving a traditional dirty sanchez. However, the giver delivers it to the receiver via the reciever’s prosthetic arm.

Man, I went hoggin’ with Marsha last night after the show. She woke me up this morning and said she smelled shit. But she didn’t know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled to myself and thought, “It wasn’t done by my hands!!!”

lieutenant danchez by Al Dolfski May 22, 2018

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Lieutenant Danchez

It is the same as a traditional Dirty Sanchez, but the giver of the Lieutenant Danchez uses the reciever’s prosthetic arm and hand to wipe the reciever’s upper lip.

Man, I went hoggin’ last night after the show. When she woke up this morning she said she smelled shit, but she didn't know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled and thought, it wasn’t done by MY hands!!!

Lieutenant Danchez by Al Dolfski May 26, 2018

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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