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Your not licking my balls  

its a phrase you say when somebody is joking with you
man 1 " i just saw elvis "
Man 2 " your not licking my balls are you ?

Lickin balls deep

When a person or persons lick a mans testicals so hard that the balls fill their mouth.
I licked my man balls deep last night and he moaned so loud the cat shit his pants lickin balls deep is great.
Lickin balls deep by Meeplord December 10, 2018

Ball Licking 

Perhaps the best feeling oral sex possible. Ball licking is most commonly used when a female is on her knees gently licking the balls of her partner.
Bitch, lick my fucking balls. Ball licking is awesome! Oh and gimme a handjob while you do it. Oh and felch on my asshole. Lovsies.
Ball Licking by Thomps August 30, 2006

Lickin’ my balls 

When you’re having a great time with your friends and something’s about to happen that’s gonna be real nice.
R.J.: “Colt how you feeling about these jagerbombs?”
Colt: “Man I’m lickin’ my balls right now I’ll tell you what.”
Ron: “Real nice buddy.”

ballsack licking 

To gelatinously put tongue on ones jingle jangles
The homo was stupid and "ballsack licking".
ballsack licking by Baller63 December 29, 2014

ball-lickin' good 

kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.
"fried fake fast-food chicken may be finger-lickin' good, but a proper roast is ball-lickin' good"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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