lickalottapus

an old lesbian, esp. one with outdated MO; inferring a dinosaur-like status

I thought Sheryl was setting me up with a hottie, but I ended up spending the evening with some ol' lickalottapus.

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What you get when you cross a lesbian and a dinosaur.

OMG, did you see that lickalottapus? It's a real monster! And that damsel in distress the lickalottapus was going after? She was a real screamer!

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lickalotapus

A lesbian dinosaur

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It is a lesbian dinosaur.

That stinking lickalotopus took my girl home and diddled her good.

LICKALOTOPUS by RayWSL April 16, 2008

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lesbian dinosaur

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"lic-a-lot-of-pus"

look at the licalotapus

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"Look at that chick with green spikes. shes some fukking type of lickalotapuss"

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Any women (without regard to sexual orientation) that munches on another woman’s box.
plural: Lickalottapi.

aka Munchalottabox

As I entered the bar, I was amazed by the number of Lickalottapi I had to choose from.

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