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Lick and Stick

When a man has to lick his hand to wet himself before sex because the woman's not moist enough to get it in. Usually means you're not doing something correct to get her excited.
Girl I wasn't even wet! He had to do the lick and Stick to gain entry! Maybe foreplay shouldn't of been missed
Lick and Stick by heyithappens April 4, 2015

Hick Stick Lick 

When a person missing at least two teeth delivers felatio while in an upside down position, such as lying prone on an elevated surface
I got a hick stick lick from an oakie last night behind the tractor.
Hick Stick Lick by venuscameback August 14, 2016

lick and stick

the act of eating a girl out, then after inserting your penis
dude, jenna totally loves a lick and stick!
lick and stick by tim burch90 August 2, 2010

lick the stick 

A sexual move where a person licks up a guy's dick
Megan just had to lick the stick with Jake, such a whore
lick the stick by Fuck.you.all October 29, 2018

stick lick 

When one engorges their functional tongue upon a 6 inch stick, it emmenses the apparable action of the stick lick. This stick may also be movementable as it toufors as a stick insect. Sticks may not excess 7 inches nor decess 5 inches for it be unplesorable for the stick licker to lick the stick and feel sensuralation. The lick must be actioned by the tongue and not no other properties of the causation of anamatomous bodily function.
My pet aardvark scored the grandiest stick lick when he endured the spedecial treat from the luxorious stick he licked. It was fantavious enjoyment.
stick lick by SliceofJesus April 22, 2018

lick and stick

alternative to cut and paste
Stupid boy: How do I get that bit of writing from that window to this one?
Clever Girl: Just lick and stick it
lick and stick by Chazbat May 30, 2007
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murderhobo 

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