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Mike Lindell 

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
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When someone sleeps on a pillow that someone else spooged on, they've gotten a Lindell (from Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy).
Last night I jerked off on my girlfriend's pillow. She got a fuckin' Lindell!
Lindell by JayTiler69 September 6, 2021

Lindelhoffed 

Verb:

1 a : Similar to a "Rick Roll", when one is conned into viewing a series of moving pictures with no conclusive finale, despite the viewer investing a lot of emotion and time in the story.

b (1) : a bottom feeder (2) : to Lindelhoff, much like a cock tease, when a sexual partner brings the other to the point of climax but then bails just before reaching orgasm.
I just got back from the movies and I feel like I have been Lindelhoffed .
Lindelhoffed by Aggg December 12, 2012

Liangelo Ball

Buff as hooper at UCLA and, future NBA player. Son of the Prophet Lavar ball.
Liangelo ball is a pure shooter that splashes from anywhere.
From Welsh origins meaning 'Beautiful One' or 'Beautiful Girl'.
Girls who are lucky enough to have the name Lindel are wonderful people, generous and loyal. They tend to over-think things and worry too much, but are thoughtful and loving. Creative and arty, they are always thinking up brilliant new ideas which others don't quite understand. She is sometimes thought to be vague, but this is a misconception, she is usually just off on another plane of thought. She is highly intelligent and articulate, with a gift for language.

Closely related to the 'Lindl' from Bavaria, most Lindels are tall, blonde and with blue or green eyes. They are strong and sturdy with astounding beauty.
Have you seen Lindel lately? She is astoundingly beautiful!
Lindel by Welshandwise February 3, 2010
A statement that is not a lie but does meander around the truth. A fact that omits the full story.
I asked my bae about last Saturday night and I think she told me a liander.
Liander by Homer Bedlow September 20, 2017