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LeBron’s Glorious LeSperm 

The Glazing of LeBron’s Sperm of fuckass Bronny James, Mostly meaning Bryce the real one
Did you see LeBron’s Glorious LeSperm in that game last night, he was fucking ass

Lesperance

Translated from French, Lesperance means, "the hope." Also holding a place in a family seat in France.
"Hey, isn't that person's last name a Lesperance?"

"Yeah, why do you ask?"

"I learned that Lesperance is actually a noble family in France and translates to 'the hope.'"

"Interesting, you learn something new every day."
Lesperance by ChasesExHusband June 3, 2021

Lesperance

a family cursed by alcoholism and violence, typically of french background.
never get on the bad side of a lesperance
Lesperance by kr@zy n3rd October 28, 2010

Lesperate 

(n) Desperate lesbian:
A lesbian who tries to convert straight women into becoming lesbians, because they are either an A. (See LESBIAN BY DEFAULT) or B. Still has underlying, unnannounced, emotions towards a man that she refuses to admit to, therefore becoming a bitch to the guy's new found girlfriend out of jealously.


Often falls under the category of LESBIAN BY DEFAULT, LESBIATCH,
LESBIAN WHORE HOUND, and LESBORE
Girl 1: Dude. why does she keep trying to recruit all of our straight friends into lesbians?

Girl2: Idk, she's probably just Lesperate...
Lesperate by gotchabitchhh January 21, 2009

Lepermessiah 

The screen name of an incredibly cool dude. Taken from a David Bowie song. Not to be confused with screen name used by a bunch of morons who think Metallica is God's gift to music.
kewl sn do u like metatalicaaca

No, I don't. And no, I don't want to have cyber sex. Jesus.
Lepermessiah by Lepermessiah November 19, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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