lesbigod

A woman who has the ability to smooth talk a woman into loving her. Unattainable, and usually comes with commitment issues. A woman who is an amazing lover but extremely cocky. No woman is out of reach for lesbigod's as they are the definition of a perfect lover.

Well known lesbigod's from tv and internet:
Shane
Whitney Mixter
Rachel Maddow
Bitty Cunt

lesbigod by lesbianloversofcali June 22, 2011

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lesbigod

a term used for a lesbian who can pretty much have anyone she wants. who is like the ultimate lesbian both sexually and mentally. A god of lesbians so to speak.

Lesbigod examples are:
Shane and Bette from the L word.
bornthiswaybittycunt from tumblr.

lesbigod by sexgodoflesbians June 13, 2011

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lesbigod • lesbisode

lesbisode

episode in a television series that sensationalizes lesbian characters in order to improve ratings

Did you see that crime show last night about the woman murdered in Amherst? It was nothing but a cheap lesbisode.

lesbisode by Nutboy November 28, 2007

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Lesbisode

Lesbian sex webisode; girl on girl porn; sex videos.

Those girls were hot in that lesbisode.

Lesbisode by iAnonymous March 22, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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