Leprechaun switch 

The ages old way of reaching reality used by characters everywhere.

Obviously, the names with the same letters on both names are Honorary Letter leprechauns. The Texas guitarist Monty Montgomery's an Honorary celestial Rocket Man Leprechaun with a full Queensbury Pardon. Eommy Tmmanuel is a guitar GOD. Obviously Stevie Ray Vaughan is still picking on the plantation. All Guitarists know the Leprechaun switch using a mirror and the letters of your name.

LORD BUD: Leprechaun Switch and the mirror<> looking into a mirror critically is difficult but necessary because none of us are perfect<> My reflection looks like Me only 20 years younger Because in spirit I am in my 80th year on this earth being that I was born in 1942. I DIED in 1999, moved into my son's heart with Jesus, and took over his flesh. He was 36 & I was 56... He is not ahead of me in years, I am ahead of him. AM I IMAGINING this reality CHRIST BOB may "CAPTURE" the "HEARTS" of MOTHERS "EVERYWHERE" on VALENTINES DAY?

CHRIST BOB: Dad my 60-year-old flesh fits you well. You look good for 80. I knew you didn't leave me but you always surprise me.

LORD BUD: How did I surprise you SON? "Did I not say I would be back in TIME.

CHRIST BOB: But you showed up AHEAD of time. HOW?

LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.

Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.

LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.

Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
CHRIST BOB: eyeyeyeyiyiyiyiyiyoeoeoeoeiuiuiuiwaowaowaowao

Leprechaun switch by Spiritual-Master February 4, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012