lemon zest

Any sex act using substituting hummus as lubricant

"He was pretty tight so I gave him the ol' Lemon Zest"

by Lemmondaddy June 29, 2015

lemon zesting

lĕm′ən zest′ĭng

VERB
1. The act of rubbing one’s face against toned abdominal muscles

Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.

"He began furiously lemon zesting her rock hard abs"

by DatAbs May 18, 2018

Lemon Zest

The act of urinating while your penis is inside of your partner's butthole.

Hey man. I was with Jessica last night and I totally gave her the lemon zest.

by erroneously heinous June 14, 2011

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

by DL14097 October 11, 2019

stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

by yeeeetttt,345 November 11, 2019

Lemon zest

When a person is being sassy or have sassy attitudes.

Person: *flips hair* okay well that’s fine
Me: lemon zest

by wh0reable May 23, 2023