lelqing

When you stretch your asshole so far it makes tears in the skin so it can stretch further

Ex. “I wanted it to fit so I spent 2 hours lelqing.”

by Carter Pewderschmidt February 25, 2024

Lelqing

When you sound with barbed wire, and pull as hard as you can in the opposite direction in an attempt to elongate your chode.

"Hey, did you meet your inch quota this week? The Jelqation will fanum tax you if you dont."

"Yeah, but I had to resort to lelqing on my final day."

by camillelavigne April 16, 2024

Mason Lelling

A smelly stinky man who just doesn’t know how to shut his trap

I hate mason lelling

by TheFreshyBloch April 6, 2025