lelqing 

When you stretch your asshole so far it makes tears in the skin so it can stretch further

Ex. “I wanted it to fit so I spent 2 hours lelqing.”

lelqing by Carter Pewderschmidt February 25, 2024

Lelqing 

When you sound with barbed wire, and pull as hard as you can in the opposite direction in an attempt to elongate your chode.

"Hey, did you meet your inch quota this week? The Jelqation will fanum tax you if you dont."

"Yeah, but I had to resort to lelqing on my final day."

Lelqing by camillelavigne April 16, 2024

Mason Lelling 

A smelly stinky man who just doesn’t know how to shut his trap

I hate mason lelling

Mason Lelling by TheFreshyBloch April 6, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004