lelqing
lelqing by Carter Pewderschmidt February 25, 2024
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Lelqing
When you sound with barbed wire, and pull as hard as you can in the opposite direction in an attempt to elongate your chode.
"Hey, did you meet your inch quota this week? The Jelqation will fanum tax you if you dont."
"Yeah, but I had to resort to lelqing on my final day."
"Yeah, but I had to resort to lelqing on my final day."
Lelqing by camillelavigne April 16, 2024
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