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legalize nuclear bombs 

When the nuts pop you go supa sayan and when that happen the goverment will try to shut down cuz you be too strong and shi fr on boss. so when da boss be like dammmnn yo you gusy legalizing the bomb or nuclear ibe like yuhh cuz we on the sshiz fr brotha like the money when it pop up it be coming on me it dont even matter when i see the money i go blind cuz that shi just come to me brah and like when i get too much money the compount interest be ball busting me so i go ahead and jsut frick up dawg and buy a nuclear bomb annnd,,, like shiiiii but the probklem with that is thatt uhh like i go to jail.......,.. but yuh bordda i just drop the bomb cuz we fr like that because the blacked out uber x with the whole team bussin is too strong against the us goverment
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legalese 

A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.

This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.
Average Joe: "Your program destroyed by PC! I'm suing!"
Big corporation: "You can't. You consented to waive all your customer-, civil- and moral rights upon agreeing to our Terms of Use license before using the product."
Average Joe: "How was I supposed to know that?! It was 72 pages written in legalese!"
legalese by 71aces February 2, 2009

legalize it

the government's top priority
legalize it by Smokey McPot March 23, 2003

Legalized prostitution 

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

LegaliseTorturingDylan's 

This is the action of making it common or allowed to torture people called Dylan. #LegaliseTorturingDylan's
#LegaliseTorturingDylan's for a better world

legacise 

The highly time consuming task of migrating CAD data from a legacy system to a new platform.
Could you please spend a copious amount of time to legacise this entire solution so we can update a single part used within it.
legacise by Donttrustawordisay September 18, 2017

legalize freedom 

A catch phrase used by Ron Paul supporters to emphasize the restricting of constitutional rights by the US Government and promote his strict pro-constitutional stance.
I'm sick of being tortured and spied upon, why won't someone legalize freedom already?