left cock 

A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens

"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"

left cock by poppycock245 December 30, 2011

left cock 

a left angle curve of the irrect penis. Usually caused from excesive banging or a blow to the nards. Found in rare specimens.

Zack Maier has a raging left cock. That tranny has a very hard left cock.

left cock by shamwow69 December 30, 2011

Left Lane Cock 

an asshole driver who forces you to brake or switch lanes by staying in the far left lane (the one designated for faster traffic) and going slower than the appropriate speed for that lane; a real asshole.

friend 1: "dude, i hope we get home soon."
friend 2: "hey!! this asshole is going 10 under in a 55, what's his problem?"
friend 1: "what a left lane cock, you'll have to switch lanes."

Left Lane Cock by jperry828 July 25, 2009