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A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens

"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"

left cock by poppycock245 December 30, 2011

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left cock

a left angle curve of the irrect penis. Usually caused from excesive banging or a blow to the nards. Found in rare specimens.

Zack Maier has a raging left cock. That tranny has a very hard left cock.

left cock by shamwow69 December 30, 2011

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Left Lane Cock

an asshole driver who forces you to brake or switch lanes by staying in the far left lane (the one designated for faster traffic) and going slower than the appropriate speed for that lane; a real asshole.

friend 1: "dude, i hope we get home soon."
friend 2: "hey!! this asshole is going 10 under in a 55, what's his problem?"
friend 1: "what a left lane cock, you'll have to switch lanes."

Left Lane Cock by jperry828 July 25, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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